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Unexpected Income

A long time ago, I came to terms with the fact that everything annoys me all the time.  It wasn’t until recently, however, that I discovered that this is neither healthy nor desireable.  I needed to find a way to deal with my always-on anger issues, and I discovered that writing long, sarcastic, misanthropic rants seems to be very cathartic.  While that’s good, it left me with a bunch of rants that served no practical purpose.  On a whim, I created an ad for an ‘Angry Rant Article Service’ on a couple of websites and did a few reviews.

I’m swamped with orders.  People seem to like my writing style.  Right now I’m only charging $0.02 per word, but if orders keep pouring in I’m going to have to increase that.

This is good therapy.

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2 comments

  1. Adam wrote on

    That just sounds like regular people on the internet.

    What makes your rants so special that they deserve monies?

  2. Adam wrote on

    Oh, and you should use some sort of comment notification system in place on your posts. Unless I specifically remember to check back to see if there was a reply, more often than not any replies to a comment are lost to obscurity.

    I’ve found that
    http://txfx.net/code/wordpress/subscribe-to-comments/
    works well

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