The Best Place Ever
The location of my new apartment comes with some…perks. For starters, there’s a liquor store in my back yard. Not necessarily a bad thing, but it does mean that Devin gets to see a lot of interesting people through his window.
Secondly, I’ve noticed, and my co-workers have confirmed, that my apartment and the two next to it seem to be an oasis in the middle of ‘da hood’. Cop cars like to patrol the area, which is fine with me. I’ve also noticed a good deal of flashing red and blue lights down the street at 2 AM. Not a big deal as long as they leave me alone.
Finally, there are a lot of idiots around here. Steph and I were walking around the other day when a truck pulls up along side of us. The man in the passenger seat leans out and says “Hey boy, you got some pretty lips on ya.” He sounded exactly like Larry the cable guy. Of course, I responded with my best redneck impression at the top of my lungs - “DIT DUR DAY DAR DURR DIP DE DOO”. Steph punched me and they drove off.
I may end up getting a shotgun in the next month or two, just in case.
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