July 15, 2008
Filed Under Life |
At the Zoo
(Watching an ostrich)
Woman: Look! Look! The ostrich is giving birth!
Me: *stare*
Woman: Look! You can see the foot! Or is that the beak?
Me: Don’t ostriches lay eggs?
Woman: *confused* What?
Me: Ostriches are birds. Birds don’t do live birth.
Woman: *lightbulb*
Me: And knowing is half the battle!
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So what was it doing?
I have no idea. It was weird.