Telemarketers and Fire

Every day, I get a call from a company asking for ‘Garrick’.

I always tell them I’m not Garrick. I started out polite, but have been getting progressively angrier. They always hang up on me halfway through whatever I’m saying.

I’ve had enough. I traced their phone number back to a magazine company in Des Moines, Iowa. Next time they call, I’m going to share that information with them and tell them that I’ll burn their office down if they keep calling me.